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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via that-one-blog)

mintiscream:
What's your career goal after college?

thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

this was too cool not to reblog

(via thesplendidlifee)

curlyfrosandmelanin:

Wow this is the best photo set.

(Source: effyeahsol-angel, via fuckyeahfamousblackgirls)

The only reason I remember how an ampersand is drawn is because it looks like a dude dragging his ass across the floor. Literally…

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somewherein-neverlnd:

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

This gives me a headache and i dont even know why

(Source: liquidatomicgonads, via the-stray-liger)

(Source: cannabinomad, via joserbear)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

(via joserbear)